Saturday, January 11, 2025

Ouija Slumber Party (2025)

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with Edward Lee

When Ryan (Ryan Martel) and his team of barely-dressed paranormal investigators—Mel Heflin, Morrigan Thompson, and Penny Aphrodite—venture into the infamous Marsten House, they think it’s just another spooky gig. But this isn’t your typical haunted house. For thirty years, women have been disappearing during steamy showers, and the group soon uncovers why: Marsten’s twisted experiments opened a portal to another dimension.

Poking around his eerie lab, the gang’s reckless “Human Ouija” stunt reactivates the portal, unleashing Marsten’s vengeful wife and the missing women back into the world. But these aren’t the same women—they’re transformed, corrupted, and hellbent on world domination. Now it’s up to Ryan and his scantily clad crew to stop them. Spoiler alert: humanity’s chances aren’t looking great.

With paranormal mayhem, over-the-top laughs, and plenty of ahem skin, “Ouija Slumber Party” delivers a throwback dose of 90s straight-to-video chaos, in the vein of Bikini Car Wash and Evil Toons. Also starring Indie Sensation Angel Bradford and Lunchmeat VHS’ own Josh Schafer, this is one wild VHS-inspired ride you won’t want to miss!

Written by:

David C. Hayes ( "Knight Chills," "Rottentail"): Horror screenwriter extraordinaire.
Edward Lee ("The Bighead," "Flesh Gothic"): The master of extreme horror.

Saturday, December 7, 2024

Knight Chills (2024 Special Edition)

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Based off the film "Knight Chills"

BUY IT HERE!

The 25th Anniversary Novelization of the hit film! John is an avid role player. He has feelings for Brooke, a fellow role player, but when Brooke makes it clear to him that the feelings are far from mutual John is thrown into despair and takes his own life. For his game master and the rest of the players, this is only the beginning of their nightmare, as a mysterious black knight strikes them down one by one. It is the ultimate roleplaying adventure as his rivals strive to not only come to grips with what they thought could not be possible, but now must also fight to stay alive!







Frostbite (2024, Splatter Theatre Press)

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Illustrated by Sean Seal

BUY IT HERE!

FA LA LA LA? FROSTBITE!

We know, we know. There are a million Christmas stories out there. This is one of them... but it isn't anything you've read before. Join Frostbite the Snowman as he rips and shreds his way across your favorite holiday. Remember, on Christmas, we really get what we deserve!

From the deranged mind of David C. Hayes and the putrid brain of Sean Seal comes Frostbite the Snowman. It isn't all that bad, though. Who would wage a war on Christmas if THAT guy was coming at you? See. Silver linings. 

This is the SPECIAL EXPANDED EDITION for 2024!

NOT FOR CHILDREN YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT!




Friday, November 15, 2024

Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Outsider Comics feat. David C. Hayes

OUTSIDER COMICS: ESSAYS AND INTERVIEWS WITH COMIC BOOK CREATORS Edited by Mark Slade, Chauncey Haworth, and Lothar Tuppan Foreword by Joe Zabel


Discover the heart and soul of the independent comics scene in Outsider Comics, a remarkable collection of essays and candid interviews with some of the most famous, infamous, and influential creators in the industry. From legends like Gilbert Shelton and Harvey Kurtzman to the avant-garde voices of today, like David C. Hayes, this anthology offers an intimate glimpse into the minds of artists and writers who shaped the world of comics.

Featuring in-depth conversations with icons such as Melinda Gebbie, Jeff Smith, and Steve Rude, each interview is a revealing look at the passion and dedication these creators bring to their craft.

Whether you're a lifelong fan of independent comic books or new to the medium, Outsider Comics invites you to explore the fascinating stories behind the writers and artists. Dive into this captivating collection and explore the independent comics underground, the place where true talent lurks.



Escape from Camp Tum Tum RPG

 

Original Author


Now YOU can escape Camp Tum Tum (or not) in this survival horror role-playing game from October Nights Games and Old-School Essentials! Outwit the island, the campers, and the counselors... and try not to carb load. Stay hungry!

Full color illustrations! 2 to unlimited players! This is an R-Rate Table Top RPG based on Cannibal Fat Camp using DSE rules. You can run this as a one shot or as part of a campaign.


Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Dr. Cujo - He Can See You Now

as Dr. Cujo

COMING SOON!

The debut album of Dr. Cujo features the talents of The Lords of October, Dacorart, Daryl Bean, and Dan Ripke. Horror punk with a b-movie vibe! A Limited Edition 12" Vinyl EP is available and you can find the good doctor on streaming services.

Tracks include originals like Miss #6, The Raven, Bride of the Monster, and the Ballad of Dr. Mixter. The three cover songs include The Ramone's Pet Semetary, Moloch's Devil Take Me, and the theme song from Cinema Head Cheese!