Saturday, February 20, 2016

Trash Cinema (2015, Bear Manor)

Writer
Multiple Entries

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It is frequently said that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, and nowhere is this statement more accurate than in the case of obscure bizarro exploitation films. Containing 55 essays on such trash classics as Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (1975), I Spit on Your Grave (1978), and Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965), Trash Cinema: A Celebration of Overlooked Masterpieces celebrates the good, the bad, and the ugly of these so-called “trash” films. Some of the pieces are reverential, some poke fun at the absurdity of the films, and others offer a more critical eye to these proceedings. With essays from more than 40 noted film writers, this collection is a one-of-a-kind treasure for those among us with a passion for the seedier side of cinema.

Voices from the Grave (2016, WWMD)

as Baseball Announcer

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This anthology film deals with deadly spirits, back from the grave with vengeance in mind. Myles Brandt is a horror fan that wanders into a mysterious bookstore in search of something different. He finds a book and in the corner of this bookstore begins to read three tales of supernatural horror. Three tales of terror, including one story adapted from the work of master horror writer Gary Brandner, author of The Howling, to make your flesh creep and your heart race!


Scream Machine (2016, WWMD)

as Radio Announcer

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After the Ebola outbreak wipes out 95% of the Earth's population, Dr. Fry and Dr. Headly Graves bring you Scream Machine, the only form of entertainment left on Earth. As a gift to Dr. Fry from his long lost friend Lloyd Kaufman, comes 5 twisted tales: Sledgehammer about a baseball player with a truly killer fastball. Cannibal Pen Pals a creepy tale about a man infatuated with Jeffery Dahmer. April Fool's Party an April Fool's joke that goes too far. Septic Shock featuring an unhappy wife who buries her husband alive, and The Deadly Indie Drive-in about a crazy lady on a drive-in date who hears voices from the screen that command her to kill. Each tale features the three M's of Horror - Madness, Murder and Mayhem. Scream Machine is guaranteed to make you faint, puke and quite possibly soil your pants!






Hazmat (2016, Severed Press)


Writer

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Captain Andy Gage is the galaxy's janitor. His team has scrubbed some of the worst things off the face of planets. Chemical waste. Radioactive garbage. All of it falls under Gage's watchful eye. Even biological waste. His team is the best Hazmat team around so, when they get a routine call about a biological issue on an inhospitable ice planet it is just another day at the office. This is different, though. Gage and his team are about to come face to face with an entity that they have never experienced before. Something that can control the base and lure in a starship just like Gage's so it can get off-planet and multiply. The only things standing in it's way? Gage and his janitors. On this base, hazardous materials is an understatement.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Gruesome Tensome (2015, Novello)

Writer
"Rode Hard and Put Away Wet"

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From Novello Publishers, this anthology features ten of the genre's most unique voices paying homage to the work of exploitation film master, H.G. Lewis!

Featrures stories by M.P. Johnson, Jordan Krall, Garrett Cook, David C. Hayes, Adam Cesare, Mark McLauhglin, William Carl, Jeff Stand and Nick Cato!

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Werewolves in Heat (2015, Bad Amigo)

as Rabbi, Co-Producer

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Death Valley is a place where drunk college kids can run wild on weekends without fear of the police shutting them down. This small desert town is home to a local biker gang known as the Legion of Outlaws, an MC who traffic drugs and prostitution through this quiet community. Death Valley is also a place where getting attacked by a werewolf is nothing out of the ordinary especially during a full moon. Werewolves in Heat is filled with intriguing characters both comical and frightening, setting up scenes with romance, comedy and intense action, all the while pulling you in to this strange and visceral world of the college party lifestyle. Werewolves will satisfy fans of both comedy and horror genre. It’s THE HANGOVER meets THE BIG BANG THEORY with werewolves.


Sunday, October 25, 2015

Blood For You: A GG Allin Tribute (2015, Freak Tension)

Writer
"The Coprophagus"

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Think GG Allin was extreme? You don’t know the half of it.

GG Allin's exploits are legendary. The music, the shows, the violence, the bodily fluids. But GG Allin was confined to a world where he couldn't fulfill his potential. He punched and kicked at the boundaries, eager for something bigger, something crazier, something much more fucked up. But the real world refused to give him the adventures he needed.

Now, thanks to underground fiction’s most talented scumfucs, GG is cast in a series of adventures that truly befit his outlaw spirit. In these pages, GG Allin is a secret agent, engaging in cult-smashing missions in exchange for dirty sex with George and Barbara Bush. He’s a shit-eating, spaceship-piloting and time-traveling savior of humanity. He’s an orisha, called upon to save prisoners from ‘roid rage mutant guards. He’s one half of a deepfried onion ring ouroboros with his soulmate John Wayne Gacy. He’s thousands of clones living inside your giant robot body.

Get ready to see GG Allin like you’ve never seen him before!